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  • The picture is of a candle called The Bathroom Candle. It has a green label and says The Saltine Candle Company. The description says having a citrus candle in the bathroom is amazing. Nothing says welcome to our home better than the smell of shitrus. The scent says bright citrus and yuzu flower and it is a 100% soy wax funny candle
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  • There is a brown candle called The Work From Home. In a glass jar with a aluminum lid. The label says guess who just became the best looking employee at the office. It says it smells like roasted coffee and rich cream.
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  • The Pandemic candle has a pastel blue label and says The Saltine Candle Company. The description on it says the only place you'll be flying this year is off the fucking handle. It says it smells like tropical fruit and coconut.
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  • There is a purple candle called The Milkshake Candle. The description says what if the boys were already on their way to your yard and the milkshake had nothing to do with it? The scent is rich vanilla and cream.
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