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  • The Pandemic candle has a pastel blue label and says The Saltine Candle Company. The description on it says the only place you'll be flying this year is off the fucking handle. It says it smells like tropical fruit and coconut.
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  • There is a pastel orange candle called The Pumpkin Spice. It says if you say pumpkin spice latte in a mirror three times a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you everything she loves about fall. It says it smells like cinnamon and nutmeg.
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