Got a case of the summertime sadness? Going through a break up? Boss nagging you to stop filming Tik toks in the middle of work? Whatever impossible situation you're in the middle of, just remember to take a moment for yourself this summer. Quit your job, grab a cool drink, head on out into that sunshine, run over your ex with your car, change your name, move to Belize, and let go of all of the unnecessary B.S.
*Our lawyer says to remind you this is a joke and we do not promote violence, but we absolutely support quitting your job-- down with the patriarchy!
Fragrance notes: Watermelon & Lemonade
Burn time: 50 hours + when burned correctly
Wax: 100% soy wax
Size: 7oz/198g of sass
Vegan. Environmentally friendly. Paraben and Phthalate free. Lead-free cotton wicks.
Lids may change without notice based on availability.